[R-G] Introducing NEW IMPROVED Sheen-B-Gone!
auntieimperial at gmail.com
Fri Sep 3 14:04:44 MDT 2010
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Introducing NEW IMPROVED Sheen-B-Gone!
(The following is an unpaid satirical announcement...)
Did you ever have one of *these* media days?
"According to the Coast Guard, a mile-long oil sheen has spread from
the Vermillion platform in the Gulf of Mexico off Louisiana. Petty
Officer Bill Coklough says the sheen is around 100 feet wide." [source]
...and other headlines simply read:
"Update 3:21 pm Eastern: The Coast Guard has spotted an oil sheen near
an offshore oil and gas drilling platform in the Gulf of Mexico off
the coast of Louisiana that exploded and caught fire Thursday
Well Hey folks! Razer wants you to try NEW "Sheen-B-Gone"
The US government did, and when those disgustingly pesky truthful
headlines in the mainstream news (Reuters in this case) read: "Oil
sheen spreads from platform after fire" the US government applied
ample quantities of Sheen-B-Gone to the story and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!.
Just a few short hours later that same link's headline read: "No sign
of oil after Gulf platform fire: Coast Guard", or anything else that
soothed the savage citizen's mind.
But nooooooo "Change-O".
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