[R-G] [BillTottenWeblog] In the Garden of Eatin'

Fri Apr 24 18:39:57 MDT 2009

by Ellen Goodman

Truthdig (March 26 2009)

You have to admit that this gives new meaning to the idea of a
"shovel-ready project". There are now 1,100 square feet on the South
Lawn of the White House being transformed into a kitchen garden. If
Americans follow the first family's lead, the seed pack will become the
new stimulus package. At least we'll have something to do with those
pitchforks after the AIG bonus babies surrender their money.

I tip my hat to the first lady since my own rookie season in the green
league opened when my daughter was Sasha's age. It began with a lust for
real tomatoes and a horror that she would grow up thinking cucumbers
sprang full grown, cellophane wrapped and adorned with stickers, from
the supermarket womb.

I soon discovered that having a garden is like having a pet. (Obamas
beware!) You start out dreaming about puppies and you end up wielding a
pooper scooper. You start out planning for snap peas and you end up
pulling weeds. You also get hooked.

The image of Michelle Obama surrounded by fifth-graders digging into the
White House dirt gave heart to locavores everywhere. The idea of an
edible landscape was fertilized by Left Coast chef Alice Waters and food
guru Michael Pollan. But it was Roger Doiron, a modest Zone 6 gardener -
my kind of guy - and head of Kitchen Gardeners International, who began
a lettuce-roots campaign last year to "Eat the View" at 1600
Pennsylvania Avenue.

Now spring has sprung and we have the first mom getting her hands dirty
in the attempt to get kids to eat their vegetables.

But there is something else about the incredible edible project that
also makes me do a fist bump. The Obamas aren't just eating the view,
they are eating the lawn.

What Michelle and the kids and the crew did the other day was to drive a
shovel right into the heart of that American icon: the lawn. They
literally took the most pampered lawn in America, dumped it in the wheel
barrel and carted it away.  All that was missing was a chorus of "This
lawn is your lawn".

Is it possible that along with local, organic food, the First Garden can
promote the thoroughly subversive idea that this symbol has seen its day?

I am not the only one who looks at lawns - including my own - as a
populist enemy. The low grassy surface has its roots in the English
aristocracy, among folks who had so much food and land they didn't have
to farm it, they only had to display it.

Today lawns cover forty million acres, making them the largest
agricultural sector in America. They consume 270 billion gallons of
water a week, or enough for 81 million acres of organic vegetables. They
suck up $40 billion a year on seed, sod and chemicals, leading one
historian to compare them to "a nationwide chemical experiment with
homeowners as the guinea pigs".

We mow the lawn, we fertilize it, we pesticize it, we water it, for the
absurd purpose of keeping this useless patch in a deliberate state of
arrested development.

"It's actually devouring resources and polluting and happening in the
most visible parts of our community - the vacant land between the house
and the street", says Fritz Haeg, creator of the Edible Estates project,
whose goal is to begin replacing the domestic front lawn with what he
calls "full frontal gardening".

This may be a fertile time for change. During the housing bubble, people
thought of their homes as an ATM or a transient way station. If we
settle into a view of home as a place we nurture ourselves, we may have
a grass-roots anti-grass movement.

I don't want to get carried away. The last White House occupants to eat
the lawn were Woodrow Wilson's sheep. As a gardener, I begin every new
term with high hopes and end up with tomato hornworms, a creature that
makes The Hungry Caterpillar look anorexic.

Moreover, the White House garden is likely to produce a bumper crop of
metaphors. I can imagine the first Fox News report on the cost of each
leaf of spinach. I can imagine when Miriam's Soup Kitchen begs the
Obamas to stop sending over zucchini - HELP! Or the first time one of
their cultivated bees stings a foreign leader.

But then again, the First Gardeners are in the first hundred days. We
never did promise them a rose garden.

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Ellen Goodman's e-mail address is ellengoodman(at)globe.com.

(c) 2009, Washington Post Writers Group

A Progressive Journal of News and Opinion. Editor, Robert Scheer.
Publisher, Zuade Kaufman.

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