[R-G] Post Turtle

[Nick Morcinek]

While suturing a laceration on the hand of an 80-year-old Texas rancher
(whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old
man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."   Not knowing
what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there,
he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help
the poor dumb bastard get down."