[R-G] FW: One day in the future

[Tim Murphy]

Subject: One day in the future

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and  dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for  him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I  have
no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here who weren't  quite
as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their  place.
I'll
even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that  sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.
In it was Ronald  Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
surfacing over and  over again. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George
said. "I don't think so.  I'm not a good swimmer & I don't think I could do
that
all  day  long".

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon  with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that  hammer, time
after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my  shoulder. I'd be
in
constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all  day," said George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill  Clinton, lying on the
floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his  legs in a spread eagle
pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what  she does best. Bush looked
in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can  handle this."

 The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to  go."